From an MSN conversation, sorry if its a pain to read XD
Dodgy: HEY~ DO YOU WANT TO HEAR THE CAR STORYLINE?
-ITS FULL OF FURRINESS
-Its got Kojie's semi-bilingual mom in it
Simon YES I WOULD LIKE HEARINGS
FURRINESS MAKES ME GO HAPPY
FOR I IS A FURFAGERISH MAN
after a day of stupid jackass stunts, Kojie's phone rings
its his mom asking where he is and telling him to come home for dinner (since he got off work about two hours earlier and should have been home then... she gets paranoid that another one of her kids is going to leave out of nowhere)
He gets off the phone to find Tadhg, Crow, and Devlin looking at him with puppy dog eyes because they probably aren't going to get fed by their own families, so he half heartedly invites them over
So furry household
Pretty much asian household, but with furry stuff
Dinner is squid and starnge fish parts in noodles with some kind of sauce
You get invited and there's furry drawings everywhere on the walls, a fursuit lying around, etc XD
I love the puppy eyes part
so Tadhg and Devlin eat the noodles
Crow can't figure out how the noodles/chopsticks combination works
Turns out that Kojie knew that that would happen and brought a spork from the movie theater, which he stabs Crow in the leg with
Simon That's so Crow.
I think Tadhg and Devlin probably saw it coming too X3
Dodgy Of course
Kojie's mom's English is weird. She doesn't understand slang terms and uses strange translated terms.
Like calling them Kojie's Pink friends.
She also hits on Tadhg and Crow throughout dinner
Simon Haha, I love the weird English part.
pink friends. X3
she seems hilarious.
Dodgy She's very Darby-ish
White furred Darby
I was thinking that she knows of Tadhg and Crow from what her kids have told her. She thinks Crow is the super strong one and feels him up.
Crow looks somewhat mortified.
She's got dem hips. Like Tabbs.
after dinner they go outside
Simon oh, Crow, you card you.
Dodgy I'm thinking that Mrs. Takahashi gave them a bag of marshmellows for desert and Tadhg is trying to get Devlin to cook them and she ends up stuffing the bag in his mouth
Dodgy Don't worry, they end up getting married.
Crow asks Kojie why he drives such a shitty car. Kojie says that he doesn't care about cars and just needs something to get him to work and back, a whoping 4 miles. (When he says he doesn't care about cars theres a pan to his room, the walls of which are covered in pictures of hotrods...)
Crow decides to take that oppertunaty to brag about his mom's new sportscar.
Crow's family is away so he suggests that they go back to his house and stare at it.
Simon I like the idea of doing the pan to the hotrod posters
I think its frigging hilarious.
Dodgy they get to Crow's house and everyobe is impressed with the car
Crow has his permit and announces that he's going to drive the car around the block
so everyone gets in.
Dev calls Shotgun, but Kojie super runs in and pushes her out of the way as she's sitting down.
Dodgy so Crow drives very slowly up the road, turns around in the culdisac, and drives back towards the house
starts into the driveway but realizes OH GOD MY MOM HAD IT BACKED IN. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT YET. D:
So Kojie offers to switch seat and back it up for him, being the only licenced driver in the car
so Kojie and Crow switch seats
Kojie starts to drive... but misses the turnaround
tells them he's going to turn around at the minimart
passes the minimart
tells them he's going to turn around at the school
passes the school
then he stops responding
He's off in his own little world going very very VERY fast
While tearing ass around residential streets, Crow turns around to the back seat to tell Tadhg and Dev to brace themselves because he's going to short circut the car once Kojie starts to slow down
but no sooner does he finish saying that that Kojie spins the car onto the highway, Crow goes forword and hits his head on the dashboard
Simon : O I like it.
Switches from funny to dramatic.
And very nicely so.
Dodgy So Tadhg and Dev hope to God that the car runs out of gas evenyually
Simon i think kojie is a pretty cool guy. eh drive the car and doesn't stop at anything.
Dodgy Dev is subconciously heating up the car, so Tadhg gets the idea to turn on as much stuff as he can to use up the gas
Simon : D
He really is the thinking type, huh?
Dodgy Smart kid
So eventually it runs out of gas and Kojie careens the car off onto the shoulder.
Crow is still unconcious and Kojie stares forwords, says "Wow.. that was awesome... I need a cigarette~" and passes out on the horn.
its, like, 1 am on the Garden State Parkway (New Jersey)
There are almost no cars around except for semis
They've got unconcious Crow and Kojie layed out on the grass along the side of the highway, Dev is walking around the car screaming at no one in particular, kicking the car and Kojie, Tadhg is trying to figure out where they are.
-insert random comments-
Anyway, Tadhg sees a roadsign and realizes that they're only about a hald mile from the cheercamp that Tabbi and darby are at and says that if they can push the car there they can get darby to heal Kojie and Crow and either call a tow truck or steal some gas
Darby has to save everyone's ass, huh?
Dodgy Well, they're afraid that Crow has bleeding in his brain because he's still unconcious
they try not to use her
because she isn't very good yet
I'm thinking that Kojie was able to make the car go super fast like he can run at some points, so the cops couldn't see
Like he was still there, but totally in the zone and filtering everything else out
So at the end of all this Kojie tells Crow "...and THATS actually why I have to drive a junker. : D"
So, you like it I take it?
Simon Yeah, I like it. Especially the moral of the story XD
Dodgy Because Crow is unconcious and Tadhg and Devlin are terffied
I told Celes that I wanted Tadhg and Devlin to be discussing the possibility of a little 'I don't want to die a virgin' syndrom in the back seat, but she was >: /
Simon I like the idea though
You should go with it even if she doesn't like it :3
Dodgy lol... I probably will : D
Awkward sexual situation are very fun to write